A Major Lode is a particularly remarkable bowel movement. Major Lodes are usually very large and can weigh up to 100 Courics. To lay a Major Lode one must consume nothing but fast food for an extended period of time.
Shrek: “Oh I think I’m about to drop the Major Lode!”
Mario: “That’s because you’ve eaten nothing but cheesecake for three days!”
Shrek: “We’re gonna need a shovel…”
Mario: “That’s because you’ve eaten nothing but cheesecake for three days!”
Shrek: “We’re gonna need a shovel…”
by WebstersRafbot July 24, 2024

A Health Science Major Reject
(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)
(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)
Life science Major: Life Science is basically health science *huffs copium*
Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.
Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.
by premed guru June 18, 2025

by mp2278 October 12, 2023

"Well, I'm not sure if you've heard or not, but my dad passed away, so I've been dealing with that..."
"Major L"
"Major L"
by isekai2 July 14, 2023

by I was the imposter November 6, 2020

A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.
All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.
All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,
I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
by Ninja An Zen November 24, 2011

by Cwf1997 May 15, 2021
