Junk Mail

a sexual act in which one uses a mail slot as a glory hole

The lascivious postal worker reaccepted George's "junk mail".

by GILLTERONTO April 02, 2011

Junk Mail

Obscure sexual act in which a mailbox slot is used as a glory hole

John: "Dude, i totally did a Junk Mail on Mary's house!"
Matt: "Haha that's a sick prank!"

by PolarTheBear April 03, 2011

junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373

steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.

by GotAPackageForYou April 02, 2011

junk mail

Glory holing through a mail slot.

Did you hear that tom totally junk mailed linda last nite!

by 203628 April 02, 2011

Junk Mail

Gloryholing through a mailbox slot.

Guy 1: So you get yo dick sucked last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, but i didn't feel like looking at her face so I junk mailed her.

by JV25 April 02, 2011

mailed it in

work or perform in a perfunctory or unenthusiastic manner.

"on a team that otherwise mailed it in, she played this game hard"

by Arminkshipper January 20, 2025

Pink Mail

A form of blackmail where the female uses her vagina as leverage to get what she wants. Can also be used with bussies (a boy vagina).

Yo I can't believe that Victoria blackmailed Mr. Jefferson to win the contest

No gurl, you're wrong she pink mailed him

Ya, what a slut

by Cax_Maulfield March 19, 2018