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Mail junkie

Mad workers in mail offices, in charge of sorting the mail, that loot and steal the packages for their own profit. Their crime is mostly not detected, since the blame can be shifted to sender's poor packaging.
"Be careful when shipping out art during the holidays please! ... Mail junkies are going through the mail and ripping up envelopes looking for gift cards, money etc. But they're actually finding amazing furry artwork instead"
by Bigbeating Kioshi December 22, 2020
mugGet the Mail junkiemug.

Maile

Extremely hot and sexy. The most hot and sexy girl. So hot and sexy. Massive shlong. Slut for ice cream.
Person: omg maile you’re so hot and sexy and I love your taste in ice cream it’s so yum! 😩😩😩
by 😍Hot n Sexy BEAST 👹 October 27, 2021
mugGet the Mailemug.

Broadcasting e-mail address

When you send an e-mail to multiple people and don't hide their e-mail address. Good way for spammers to harvest e-mail addresses. Better practice is to send bcc: when you have a large list.
I hate it when I get a chain e-mail Broadcasting e-mail address to the entire internet world!

Never send e-mails or forwards to a large group. Rather show all individuals as a bcc.
by MsDish September 20, 2011
mugGet the Broadcasting e-mail addressmug.

E-MAIL WRESTLING

When you run an AD on a SEX SITE and it never comes to FRUITION.
The object of E-MAIL WRESTLING like sports wrestlers is BURN your opponent on the SEXUAL ACT they desire , as PIN them to the MAT and drop out being basking in all the glory with self masturbation.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT April 4, 2021
mugGet the E-MAIL WRESTLINGmug.

selective e-mail

Similar to selective hearing, but when a colleague (usually a Manager) only chooses to respond to e-mails which suit their needs.

Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.

Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!
Ben: "Corey, did you get my e-mail last Monday?"
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."
by schofieldthescarecrow October 27, 2014
mugGet the selective e-mailmug.

Daily Mailing

To be purposefully misquoted for more laughs
Verb, Stop daily mailing me, now everyone thinks I have a clown fetish, I just said they were funny sometimes.
by Stubbedout August 20, 2021
mugGet the Daily Mailingmug.

Junk Mail

a sexual act in which one uses a mail slot as a glory hole
The lascivious postal worker reaccepted George's "junk mail".
by GILLTERONTO April 20, 2011
mugGet the Junk Mailmug.

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