P1: Did you hear about Joseph and Suzie yesterday?
P2: No, what happened?
P1: Well apparently Holly walked in on them positively macking it in an empty classroom!
P2: Teen pregnancies really are wack
P2: No, what happened?
P1: Well apparently Holly walked in on them positively macking it in an empty classroom!
P2: Teen pregnancies really are wack
by theTusken_clanker December 30, 2020
He thinks he’s ard and loves sticking his dick in watermelons. He can’t walk past the fruit aisle in tescos without penetrating something.
by Ruene October 22, 2017
When a man or a woman throws you and your business Under the fucking bus. They are filthy and trifling, literally and figuratively. They are the lowest of the low and are not to be trusted.
by Photoshop cop June 17, 2023
A male who's good at talking to women, but it's all a front...as soon as the female takes the bait, and seems interested, he runs.
I think that guy's a Virgin, really...watch him a play "Mack-Monkey" with that girl at the bar...then run.
by BarnabyWilde February 12, 2016
by Big Dano May 19, 2024
A ugly giant fucking chick that you wouldn’t put ur dick in even if blacked out drunk. A chick who is built like an elephant.
by John Joseph Maher February 20, 2023
A Houstonian legend that won 75 million dollars from the Astros winning the World Series. Mattress Mack is a G.
Brayden: Hey did you hear that the Phillies fans were taunting the Houstonian legend, Mattress Mack?
Me: Yeah, I know. Don't mess with Mack!
Me: Yeah, I know. Don't mess with Mack!
by VezinaIgor31 November 12, 2022