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Mastadonic

Something excessively large. To the point that only an abnormal word can affectively describe it.
That guys cock was mastadonic on proportion to his body!
by L. Roman July 15, 2006
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mactar

A term coined by a few Agnes Scott students in 2006 that means completely and utterly wasted past the point of recognition. On a level 1-10, mactar is an 18. Don't plan on remembering anything the next morning.
"Hey guys, I'm going from zero to mactar tonight"
by MissMissy January 2, 2009
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cotton master

1. someone who owns cotton pickers.
2. someone who owns someone at something (i.e. a videogame, etc.).
1. during the civil war there were a lot of cotton masters.
2. while playing halo 2, cotton masta sean owned cotton picka allister. or cotton master: "don't you have cotton to be picking?"
by halo 2 cotton masta May 28, 2006
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Beast master belt

When you and your boys try to fuck the biggest, ugliest girl at the party or venue. Whoever decides to take down the beast earns the critically acclaimed beast master belt. It is similar to the UFC OR WWF belt in appearance but relates to heavyweights in the nature of plumpers.
All of us wanted to fuck but there was one fat girl that needed to be taken care of. Cody Smith decided to take one for the team and slayed the beast that night. He earned the beast master belt and is currently the belt holder and plump dumpster champion.
by The Train and Cody Smith December 30, 2009
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sweg master

This has never been shared before until now. A "Sweg Master", is a person who has acheived sweg level 9000 without life hacking. Being a Sweg Master is a big deal; all the chicks want you and you will be the life of the party. But deep inside, you are confused.
Tom: Hey Mom, I acheived Sweg Master Mode!

Mom: That's nice honey..... Now leave me the fuck alone.
by xxLegitxxProxx March 11, 2014
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Master Blaster

To be well versed in the art of finger banging. Finger fucking, if you will.
Christina: Wow Bean, you are really great at fingering.
Bean: Turn around and let me put it in your butt. They call me the master blaster in certain circles.
by P.J. Hutch October 26, 2009
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Douche Master 3000

A feminine cleaning device similar to a standard pressure washer. Includes a resevoir for douche spray and water as well has a easy-grip handle with rotating head. Sprayer general exceeds 1500psi for maximum effectiveness and comes with 4hp B&S motor with patented one-pull easy start. Guaranteed to rid your private area of all growths and foul odor.
Russ: Hey Paul! You take a whiff of mary? She smells like a Cape Cod fishing boat. I was wondering where all the sailors where?

Paul: Maybe we should go in together and buy her the new Douche Master 3000 with 1500psi and rotating head!

Russ: Good idea! That should clear the area of all offensive things and we can dive right back in!
by BB MAK March 16, 2006
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