moose herder

A term a republican disillusioned by Trump developed to reflect not aligning or supporting him.

He used this as a nod towards Teddy Roosevelt's bull moose party. Please noone tell this jackass the bull moose party was progressive af lol.

This Republican says if you hate Trump be a moose herder. I mean don't threaten us with a good time.

by Againsth8te July 21, 2019

Moose Kunckle

When you wear your thong backwards

uMmMm, Moose knuckle is like a camle toe but different.

by *Who?* March 18, 2003

Moose Tongue

The sexual act of licking chocolate cake out of someones anus...

or

The act of fucking someone up the anus who has had chocolate cake shoved up there anus...

i.e.

last night he realy 'Moose Tongued' me...
I sucked his penis after...
it tasted great...

by Mr J.S.J.S May 17, 2009

Moose Punch

When Trevor M. punches a girl or a guy in the balls while fucking them in the ear.

You just got moose punched by Trevor M. AKA The Moose Master

by Jason Tibz July 26, 2006

Moose and Squirrel

The act of masturbating to nude photos of Melania Trump. See also: Fist Lady

Melania Trump looked so hot at the Inaugural Ball that I had to pull out my laptop and do a Moose and Squirrel right then and there.

by Doctor Thursday November 9, 2016

Moose Knuckle

Much like a camel toe only much larger. Occurs when the front seam on a womans pants get lost in her crotch. Her puddy is split in half.

Damn, look at the moose knuckle on the 300 pounder. Spandex should be outlawed on any chick over 150.

by Doug Denny December 28, 2005

moose knuckle

the obese version of a camel toe. usallly refered to large woman wearing garments that don't fit properly in the crotch area. or also refered to as a front butt wedgie.

GUy 1: that girl over there looks so damn hungry!
Guy 2: howdo you know that?

Guy 1: cuz shes eating from both lips! Moose knuckle

by flabber-blabber July 20, 2011