The First Monday

The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music

Sam: why did Tommy get beat?

Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday

by 1stoftheweek November 26, 2019

November 2024 Monday the 16th

This term is used to express a date that doesnt exist. Or an event that simply isnt going to happen.

X: I cant wait to get married on Monday the 16th 2024 November!
Y: But dude, Monday the 16th doesnt exist.
X: Thats the point. November 2024 Monday the 16th doesnt exist!

by The Rakani Defenitions February 24, 2025

cyborg monday

A typical Monday morning for Cyborg.

"BOOYAH!" shouted Cyborg as he woke up on Cyborg Monday.

by IDONTMIND April 10, 2019

Business Monday

Between 1800 to 0000 on a Sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be Monday.

T: "I've already got two things done off my to do list for this week."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."

by nekro3 March 26, 2018

Monday Night Pedro

The act of sexual intercourse within a vehicle.

“If I score a hatrick tonight my girlfriend will let me pull a Monday Night Pedro”

by NaterTheHater November 21, 2021

Monday-Ish

(Verb) Feeling in a tired, somewhat down mood. Groggy, lost, annoyed.

"Hey, how are you today?"
"Monday-ish *yawn*."

by hhiii December 09, 2016

Monday chick

A member of preferred sex who you secretly link with to cuddle and do relationship things but aren’t in a relationship with

I’m away to go see my monday chick

by bestbussyinabdn July 18, 2023