Tesco mobile

General cunts who lie & misinform

Another scheming Tesco mobile worker

by former Tesco customer November 25, 2019

perpetuum mobile

A shit machine that never fucking stops, like my hatred for fucking minorities.

Till: Hey, do you saw that perpetuum mobile over there.
Artjom: Nibba, that is fucking illegal (Calls 911)
*Sirens*
*Till gets shot five times in the stomach*
Till: Oh yeah, because of the second law of thermodynamics
Cops: That's right nerd!
*Continue shooting him*

by MeroFerrero July 20, 2020

mooger mobile

a mobile that moogers drive typically used by shliptokes

a mooger mobile is a car driven be moogers

by shliptoke March 6, 2021

mooger-mobile

Chaim's Chevy Bolt EV also known as lexi

I drove in the Mooger-mobile today

by betzok March 17, 2021

Glizzy mobile

A car in the shape of a hotdog

Sick glizzy mobile homie wanna take it for a spin?

by Boner man April 4, 2021

3d mobile games

the most crappy games you can find that have the most stupid ads you will ever see

wtf are these ads i don't want to play these stupid 3d mobile games

by shit words April 14, 2021

mint mobile

The preferred mobile provider of child pornographers nationwide.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky and Jared Fogle both used Mint Mobile to send kiddie porn?

by Burns August 7, 2021