A woman who looks like a milf from behind or from a distance, but is actually quite ugly when you see her up close and she is not a milf at all.
Person 1: Hmm, that woman with the pram looks hot. She's a real milf.
*Woman turns around*
Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
*Woman turns around*
Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
by MichaelToTheJ December 28, 2008
A sexually desirable middle-aged woman, usually with kids, who inserts one or more of her fingers into her younger lover's rectum during sexual intercourse.
by Professor of Milfology March 19, 2011
adjective,
1. the ass of a woman, who has a child, that is so fine you would smother it in syrup and eat it.
2. Mother I'd Like To F***'s bootylicious booty.
1. the ass of a woman, who has a child, that is so fine you would smother it in syrup and eat it.
2. Mother I'd Like To F***'s bootylicious booty.
by Evster18 August 28, 2010
guy 1: "man did you see that silver milf?"
guy 2: "don't you mean that cougar?"
guy 1: "no man. shes married and has a kid. shes just a silver milf."
guy 2: "don't you mean that cougar?"
guy 1: "no man. shes married and has a kid. shes just a silver milf."
by big bad chuck April 11, 2010
Damn son, you shoulda seen the Almond MILF I saw at the Whole Foods today. She had a hot ass Pilates body and her skin was radiant like the sun.
by tsukiatari August 04, 2014