A sexually desirable middle-aged woman, usually with kids, who inserts one or more of her fingers into her younger lover's rectum during sexual intercourse.
by Professor of Milfology April 4, 2011
Get the Milf of Magnesiamug. 
adjective,
1. the ass of a woman, who has a child, that is so fine you would smother it in syrup and eat it.
2. Mother I'd Like To F***'s bootylicious booty.
1. the ass of a woman, who has a child, that is so fine you would smother it in syrup and eat it.
2. Mother I'd Like To F***'s bootylicious booty.
by Evster18 August 27, 2010
Get the MILF Pancakemug. guy 1: "man did you see that silver milf?"
guy 2: "don't you mean that cougar?"
guy 1: "no man. shes married and has a kid. shes just a silver milf."
guy 2: "don't you mean that cougar?"
guy 1: "no man. shes married and has a kid. shes just a silver milf."
by big bad chuck April 10, 2010
Get the silver milfmug. Damn son, you shoulda seen the Almond MILF I saw at the Whole Foods today. She had a hot ass Pilates body and her skin was radiant like the sun.
by tsukiatari August 5, 2014
Get the Almond MILFmug. 
Facebook MILF: Mother I'd Like to Friend
A friends hot mom whom you would like to "friend" on facebook in hopes of finding un-mom like and crazy pictures on her profile.
A friends hot mom whom you would like to "friend" on facebook in hopes of finding un-mom like and crazy pictures on her profile.
Jack: "Dude, Sarah's mom is such a babe."
Steve: "I know I need to add her! I bet she has some good photos, she's such a Facebook MILF."
Steve: "I know I need to add her! I bet she has some good photos, she's such a Facebook MILF."
by darein July 21, 2011
Get the Facebook MILFmug.