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the mashed potato

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.
"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."
by TheSpizzleWizard December 6, 2021
mugGet the the mashed potatomug.

Sossy Mash

When man 1 bashes his sausage into the thinner man 2 and let's out his mash potatoes all over his a**hole. Man 2 then has it protrude out his mouth, nose and ears.
Man 1 looks like he does Sossy Mash
by VS7777 August 4, 2023
mugGet the Sossy Mashmug.

mash-micated

Something or someone that is mashed beyond recognition
'Did you see that car? It was mash-micated'

He came back in from the pub totally mash-micated.
by Anita Blake February 10, 2008
mugGet the mash-micatedmug.

Mash

this isnt any ordinary mash u prick. its what 2 couples do when they send love like mia khalifa but she is a shit example for love. a good example of love is when u try to shove ur dick (ass) into ur crushs ass (dick) yk what i mean
woah jessica i had mash with josh
woah i had mash with ur daddy
the fuck
by big mama sksksjsjkskdlalwnwnfk October 27, 2020
mugGet the Mashmug.

dick mashing the food

a north country way of saying don't expect this meal to be that great before we taste it!
shit,we just got to this restaurant. this is plattsburgh ya know! There's not even a red lobster here anymore. so, don't go dick mashing the food in this place just yet!
by plowpimp January 13, 2015
mugGet the dick mashing the foodmug.

coon dog mash

Jan and I did the coon dog mash up.
by Dead 1 November 30, 2023
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