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political machine

A political machine is a political organization in which an authoritative boss or small group commands the support of a corps of supporters and businesses (usually campaign workers), who receive rewards for their efforts.
by DadeCounty 101 August 5, 2016
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sperm machine

Someone who jacks off more than 4 times a day.
''Ever met Jack? He's a sperm machine!''
by KERMYT May 5, 2016
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tootsin machine

A fucking cute cat that looks like how a baby fart sounds
Tootsin machine, tootsin machine oh by golly your a tootsin machine (sung)
by slutmuffinkb27 June 21, 2014
mugGet the tootsin machinemug.

Puss machine

A person who keeps getting pussy within a blink of an eye
Girl: That guy is a total puss machine
by Ben_Dover42069 September 19, 2019
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Machine queen

A chick or effeminate guy at the gym, ear buds, leggings, sunglasses, expensive patterned clothes , talking on phone and sitting on one machine FOREVER !!
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”
I’ve been waiting to use the leg press for 45 min, but the guy in the bedazzled shirt has been on it , he’s a machine queen
by Davedale August 30, 2019
mugGet the Machine queenmug.

Bastard Machine

“One huge babe magnet that will take over this planet with our style of punk/metal party rock!!! Women love us even more than their boy toys at home!!!”-BASTARD MACHINE
Bastard Machine; “Those dudes Bastard Machine from Santa Cruz are hard sh%t rock’N roll!”
by Bastard Machine March 15, 2023
mugGet the Bastard Machinemug.

tard machine

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe
I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.
by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005
mugGet the tard machinemug.

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