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when you drink too much and black out and wake up not knowing where you are and how you got there....
How did you get home last night? I have no idea I took the time machine home.
by hohohonotoe January 13, 2011
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War Machine

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A marvel character who is extremely badass and sidekick to Iron man in fact I would say considered stronger
I am war machine *shower of bullets
by Johnny Delgado October 22, 2015
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To the Google Machine

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a term someone uses to say look it up on google, but in a more cool way.
Jim-Bob: Who is Santa Christ?
Von Hohenheim: To the Google Machine!
by Tarken Destroyer of Worlds December 9, 2010
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Having sex with a fat chick.

In either case, there is usually snacking involved afterward.
When you get too drunk or just simply its been a while you may end up "shaking the vending machine".
by km22 May 18, 2011
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A George Costanza Answering Machine is when you record a ridiculous greeting people hear when they call your answering machine. It comes from an episode of "Seinfeld" where George's greeting is himself singing a song off key to avoid talking to his girlfriend.
I HATE calling Paul when he isn't home. He has a George Costanza Answering Machine.
by VFL98 August 26, 2014
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A thing that is in every truck stop bathroom. Allows the trucker to get a rubber, so he can fuck one of those skanky hookers that hang around truck stops, without the embarrasment of going up to the cashier. Also commonly used by 16 year old boys. The condoms usually cost 75 cents.
Trucker: (Just got done shitting) Looks up at condom machine above the toilet. "Hmm, there done be a lot of skanks hangin out in the parkin lot. Better grab a rubber."
by JJ Hard-on September 7, 2007
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washing machine syndrome

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when kissing someone, they swirl their tounge around your mouth, much like a washing machine.
Guy: How was that date last night?

Guy2: Great but she has a serious case of washing machine syndrome.

Guy: Nasty!
by caaaaasey November 18, 2009
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