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The lion 

The lion rapes anything that speaks/moves/breathes.
The lion does not concern himself with the opinion/s of a/ _____
The lion understands the concept of consent but decides to ignore it.
The lion rapes the small dog when it barks.
The lion does not wait 18 years.
Anything, Anytime, Anywhere, Always.
person 1: Hey ther- person 2: Do not fucking speak the lion is here.
The lion by the ok April 12, 2025
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BLUE LION 

A transman who is polyamorous and gay. Specifically, one which is muscled, of a medium build, has long hair and long beard, Well groomed.
1. That man, he is a blue lion for sure!

2. You're trans and gay? Are you a blue lion? 😍

3. That Blue Lion has a whole pride.

The Lion Mentality 

Possessing a grindset that allows for spectacular actions in the form of running into moving vehicles, getting frisky with small dogs, and generally participating in activities of extreme danger.
"The Lion Mentality dictates that if the small dog barks I will silence it."

conquer the lion

To conquer the lion is to drink shots of a particular brand of Jamaican overproof run called "Conquering Lion", a 63% Alcohol (126 Proof) rum.
Let's conquer the lion right now!

Like shooting the lion! 

Doing something so horrible that people compare it to shooting Cecil the lion!
I threw out my daughter's ratty old tennis shoes and she was so upset it was like shooting the lion!
Like shooting the lion! by Anti-gutt September 9, 2015

The bad lion 

After having sex doggie style you graphics the wrists of the one on bottom and whisper in her ear "long live the king." And throw her off the bed.
I gave her the bad lion last night and she was pissed.
The bad lion by Reaper715 February 20, 2017

the sea lion

When your girlfriend puts on a helmet (backwards and any helmet) and pleasures you orally and in between gags makes an "ahrt ahrt ahrt" sound like a retard/sea lion.
Hey bro this skater kid left his helmet at my house last night! I wonder if I can get my girl to give me the sea lion tonight!
the sea lion by Lenbro February 23, 2020