The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.
Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)
by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011
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They say lightning never strikes the same place twice. But I just had back to back lightning strikes in the shitter.
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A form of suicide which consist of the victim dunking a fork in motor oil and then quickly inserting it into an electrical outlet.
by Nordlord819 April 13, 2019
Get the Greased Lightning mug.a subject that can be used to control someone, as a killswitch for undesirable behavior. it is somewhat synonymous with blackmail, extortion, etc.. derived from the act of tying a Lightening bug (the southern term for Firefly) to a thread, so that it can be jerked around in the air, like a dog on a leash.
my friend told me one of his take-it-to-the-grave secrets, so I told him one of mine, as a lightening bug thread.
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1. A person who easily succumbs to the effects of intoxicants, especially those which yield THC.
2. A person who becomes ill after consuming intoxicants, especially those which yield THC.
1. A person who easily succumbs to the effects of intoxicants, especially those which yield THC.
2. A person who becomes ill after consuming intoxicants, especially those which yield THC.
Ratzinger was disqualified from being a Papal candidate on account of his reputation of being a leonard lightweight.
by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005
Get the leonard lightweight mug.originating from the hit song "grease lightening", this is a phrase used when someone is about to score, typically said by an onlooker or friend.
ex: "awww Shane you gonna grease that lightening or what dude? cmon we need to get up to some munkay biznaz"
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Bob's girlfriend is snag lightening ugly!
When my wife wakes up in the morning, it looks like she snagged lightening.
When my wife wakes up in the morning, it looks like she snagged lightening.
by Marcus January 2, 2006
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