Daniel Lauder

A extremely weak and skinny 5'7 14 year old with a tiny dick who somehow succeeds in getting women.

Person 1: How's that weak skinny guy getting all the bitches

Person 2: Oh that's just Daniel Lauder

by FatCock M'c CockCock May 1, 2022

Tokyo laundry

The end result following a Flag of Japan.

Jake was a great guest, but the flag of Japan incident did leave us with a load of Tokyo Laundry.

by Brie Eater August 6, 2022

Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break

Essentially in the spring time lots of singles show up to the area, most considered to be bops(hoes). And will do sexual activities with anyone, get drunk, and lay on the beach. Guys and girls alike

P1.Yeah, for spring break Emily and Alyssa went to Fort Lauderdale
P2. Oh, they’re definitely bops then

Defining that going to Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break signifies the idea that they’re sleeping, or doing other sexual activities with others

by Gbbfjdjdejrnr March 31, 2024

Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.

"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Yakeley Laundry Thief

A girl who terrorized Yakeley (and Gilchrist) laundry rooms during the 2024-2025 school year by stealing name-brand clothing and selling it on depop and to plato’s closet. This event caused widespread panic (and entertainment) making people wonder if they’ve fallen victim to this horrible crime.

“all my lulu is missing!”
“girl… it was definitely the Yakeley laundry thief. check depop.”

by spartysleftboot May 6, 2025

Midnight Laundry

When you get your last pair of underwear dirty so you clean it in a bathroom sink

“hey man, how was your night?”

“It was alright, I pissed myself and had to do some Midnight Laundry

by Shakespere4Real July 20, 2025

Doin laundry

Doin laundry

Troy tells angie let's doin laundry, she says she was on the phone later angie ask troy still wanna do a load of laundry, troy said no it was a small load I did it by hand

by Fuckin!Ur!MOM!!97 November 26, 2025