Local Thot Patrol

A special agency of the Thot Patrol that focuses it’s efforts upon one singular town or city. A majority of their affairs involve high school aged thots, although that can vary from place to place. This agencies job is to regulate harlotry locally in order to prevent nationwide catastrophe of thottery as well as protect the locals from small acts of thottery that usually go unnoticed by the larger divisions of Thot Patrol.

lHey, did you see bust at school last night?

Yea, I heard the Local Thot Patrol deadass caught a bunch of thots lackin😤💯
Ayye 🅱️ we gotta hop on that Patrol know what I’m sayin?

Hell yea no 🅱️hots allowed.

by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018

Lotalie

BEST DUO ON THE PLANET

Lotalie are goalz

by Lotalie4ev3R April 26, 2019

local crackheads gc

the local crackheads is both a twitter and imessage group chat consisting of dakota (_memeuslut), ag (memeuhoe) and kaitlin (scousejoshy). they are the most legendary trio ever and were formed during a drama in the commentary crew fandom. don’t mess with these alphas.

someone: have you heard of the local crackheads gc?
legend: yes of course, the alpha trio of twitter

someone: you know it!

by alphamalegrr August 5, 2019

local hater

the exact opposite of locally hated except it's just making fun of the people who get made fun of *locally*

P1: Dude did you see that guy with the "locally hated" sticker?

P2: Nah bro, I only made fun of his truck ONE TIME.
P1: I guess you're a local hater.

by jessica worstershire October 24, 2019

local floaters

A bunch of sick ass dudes. Go on adventures. There are usually 5. The shortest one will leave the group soon. The tallest one is...GAY. Then u have the second tallest he’s kinda roles his own ball through life and doesn’t give a fuck, and really selfish. The middle one is dumb as fuck like dumb as a fucken stone. Like he should be in a metal hospital. Then there’s the 4th tallest he’s really athletic and already has a college on his ass. LOCAL FLOATERS

We r the local floaters

by Don’t bite it January 15, 2020

local wildlife

A person who is weird, annoying and you don't want to make eye contact with in fear of their crazy rant. A person who looks like they have lived in the area their whole life.

That regular customer is local wildlife

by Tonkosaurus July 22, 2020

local jawn

A bitch who has been absolutely ran through and passed around. Everyone locally knows that they are down for anyone.

“Bro what are you doing”
“Talking to Ashley”
“BRO THATS THE LOCAL JAWN U NEEDA STOP”

by $@nk¥ November 20, 2020