Lincoln

Seems like a sweet nerdy boy... at first but then he turns out to be a horny asshole. He hates girls that lie. Apparently. Likes the library and everything from the waist down. Too much of a pussy to speak to ur face. Does everything over whatsapp and gmail.

Your just as horny as Lincoln. You bitch.

by happymeals March 6, 2019

Lincoln

Always high.

Weed is his life and he won't give it up for no body

Lincoln is high again?

by Wowowowjs March 13, 2019

Lincoln

Lily

Lincoln lily.

by Albert Newton January 12, 2019

Rusty Lincoln

In preparation for anal sex, you douche, but do a quick clean out that doesn’t go past your second sphincter. Then, you get fucked by a dick longer than you were expecting that goes past your second sphincter and has fecal matter on it after exiting your ass.

The dick on that guy I met in the bathroom was so long, I ended up giving him a rusty Lincoln.

by Sir Steve January 19, 2019

Lincoln

Lincoln

best friends with Nate

Lincoln friend nate

by Nate friend hi Nate January 25, 2019

Lincoln-logged

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.

When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.

by Larpington Haggitson February 6, 2019

lincoln,al

In short words, Lincoln is Hell on Earth. Lincoln is a town filled with bum ass bitches and retarded ass dudes. No one here is real and everyone only looks out for themselves. If you live here, you probably want to leave because you’re done with all this shit. The town, the people, and the environment is just so fucked up. If you plan on moving here, I assure you that you will change completely as a person in the first month or so. Whether that means becoming a hoe that send out nudes and gets exposed, or being a bitch ass nigga that can’t keep his dick in his pants so he catches an STD.

lincoln,al is the place where you can get knocked up at a Football Game.

by fakeafbit September 12, 2018