Walmart Lion

Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the Detroit Lions football team. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and silver-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a team they've never paid to see. Fond of denigrating other NFC North teams for supposed inferior concessions, the Walmart Lion is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."

Yeah, he hates the Bears, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Lion with a GED from Costco.

by MSU Zach R October 15, 2023

lion love

when you have sex with a lion and feel proud.
#unprotectedlionlovecausels #lionaids.

guy 1-i fecked that lion good
guy 2- unprotected lion love !

by snag leo lima April 13, 2018

LION

A transman who is polyamorous and gay. Specifically, one which is muscled, of a medium build, has long hair and long beard.

1. Did you know he is a LION?

2. He looks like a LION to me!

by Thelioninquestion June 8, 2025

Lion-Heart Mustache

A lightly-cloured English mustache originally used to describe Nigel Mansell's huge mustache. The term became popular when Suzuka circuit was selling fake Mustaches.

That Englishman had a Lion-Heart Mustache.

by NyanCake007 August 16, 2018

Lioning

Refusing to use special teams; being overly aggressive in your game planning.

I watched my kid's football game last night where the coach just kept going for it on 4th down and failing. He's really lioning the team into failure.

by scholarly_lupine January 29, 2024

lion

codename for a girl you like with curly mushy or frizzy hair that may look like a lion

VIKK-"JJ look over there the lion is there"
JJ-"RAHHH"

by sub2LethalGamer March 15, 2019

crazy lion

A girl who jerks you off, again and again. Over 300 times.

Zettie gave the best Crazy Lion's.

by Sugar pie eater. April 3, 2020