Liberal Canadians

Liberal Canadians exist primarily in Eastern Canada, where there are no jobs. This however is not always the case. Some of the smarter Liberal Canadians have packed up and moved West in recent years in hopes of changing the hearts and minds of Conservative Western Canadians. These attempts have proved futile at best.

Liberal Canadians also feel the need to hold small protests about generally irrelevant things. Some of the issues Liberal Canadians feel the need to protest include, but are not limited to: helping the homeless, police beatings, perceived racism, big business, energy supplies and global wars. Liberal Canadians like to sit on theirs hands and collect welfare and take little or no personal responsibility for their own lives. They generally speaking like to bitch and moan about allot of things, but offer nothing in the way of real world, workable solutions.

Liberal Canadians can be found anywhere Socialist, "I know better then you" types are found, primarily in sub-standard coffee houses. If a Liberal Canadian is spotted in your area, there are a few things you can do to refute their big government polices. First of all, buy a gun. Liberals dislike guns because they feel that becoming a victim of violent crime is a better option then trying to defend against it. Additionally, do not donate any food stuffs or currency to Liberal Canadians. Direct them to the nearest welfare office if you don't already know where it is.

Conservatives are vastly superior to Liberal Canadians

by Conservative Canadian January 9, 2010

Liberal Democrats

The third largest politial pary in the UK behind the Labour Party and the Conservative Party. Created from a merger of the Liberal Party and the Social Democratic Party. Claim they're moderate, but that's a bald-faced lie. They've got 'Liberal' and 'Democrat' in their party name, for crying out loud!

I wish I wasn't a Liberal Democrat. But alas, that's the best I can do.

by G. L. February 13, 2004

Texan Liberal

These rare people live in Austin, Texas - a bastion of liberal beliefs. Also home to the University of Texas, a notoriously liberal college.

"Haha look at that asshole in the cowboy hat, let's ridicule him" - Texan Liberal

by J-Dog123 April 26, 2007

Seed Library

The section in some public libraries where you can use your library card to check out heirloom (local) seeds, with the implied promise that if your gardening efforts are successful, you'll replace the seeds you 'borrowed' from the Seed Library by agreeing to give them some of the seeds that your new plants produced.

My public library now has a Seed Library inside which lets me check out packets of local seeds. It's made it super easy for me to grow salad greens and eat healthy for free.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

binghamton librarian

a steriotypical male-around 40 years old, drives a red mini van, plays dungeons and dragons, and loves brew and chew. also is racist

karl- who is burning that cross outside?
gabby- that looks like the binghamton librarian
karl-wow what a boss...tossin hausses and burning crosses

by dwarfslayer69 July 17, 2011

Liberal Leader

A "nobody" who finds a parade and jumps in front of it to mis-represent himself as "somebody".

i.e. Jesse Jackson

"Hey look at me, I'm a leader, give me money"!!

by I Hate Free Loaders July 4, 2005

Liberal Democrat

One who knows more about what's good for you than you do. Generally defined as a college professor who never leaves campus but knows what it's like in the real world.... 2. A rich person who wants to tax everyone but themselves to give to the poor. i.e. Ted Kennedy, Hilary Clinton, Jimmy Carter

Yo dawg .... we gots to vote for the Liberal Democrats so we can get mo' money on our govt check every month. Maybe if we's lucky we can get J Cart (Jimmy Carter) to build us a house.

by MDog221 September 6, 2008