some girl who breaks her leg right before camp, and leaves her crippled for three months.

Pretty tall and has a things for wunzies
makes asian slaves to pick her up on her wheel chair up a fucking mountain.
plays back up back up goalie for her soccer team

*person breaks their leg*
god damn it hes pulling a lauren

Lauren by Suck my peen October 8, 2018

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Lauren

A girl who is very pretty, and knows it. She has so many pros. She's gorgeous, friendly, and always has some of the best clothes. She's the rich girl in school. But, she also has quite a few flaws. She is a cheater, and liar. She might even fuck your own boyfriend. Just watch out. She might be the teacher's pet or "angel," but she can get up in your shit.

Me: Did you hear about that girl who cheated on her final?
Friend: OMG yes, she used to be to nice! she's so pretty!
Me: Well, she's starting to turn into a LAUREN.

Lauren by Aprettyawesomegirl November 7, 2017

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Lauren

She’s Very very evil, you’ve never seen anybody more ugly so you barf, I mean who wouldn’t barf, she has eight double chins with a wopping length of a foot for each one, her hair looks like somebody ate carrots then puked them out

EWWW THAT IS SO UGLY IS IT A LAUREN

Lauren by Zombie nugget November 27, 2018

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Lauren is someone who you’ll love! She’s always there for you. Lauren is obsessed with Taylor Swift. Her whole room is decorated with Taylor Swift. She also likes to make jokes. She can be judgement of people but not of her best friends. She’s a wanna be emo. She also loves the incredible crew. Jeremy shada is her husband.

“Ohhh dude you see that girl with the Taylor Swift book back that looks emo and has a picker of Jermy Shada on her id holder!”
“Yeah dude.”
“That’s a Lauren!!!”

Lauren by i stole your man 9000 December 10, 2018

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