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Kobe Head

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.
Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"

Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016
mugGet the Kobe Headmug.

Kobe

used as a meme or yelled as shooting a basketball
“aye Paige shoot a three” “ok....KOBE”
by cald21 July 14, 2019
mugGet the Kobemug.

kobe stephani

That's Kobe Stephani
by Kokosboom June 19, 2017
mugGet the kobe stephanimug.

kobe

shoot basket. yell kobe. start crying
by FoRtNiTeIsAgOoDgAmE January 29, 2020
mugGet the kobemug.

Kobe

Something you used to say when you shoot a fadeaway or a jump shot but since he died it is illegal.
Dude 1: "Kobe "
Dude 2: "He died in a helicopter crash so you are not allowed to say it anymore.
by gagadad January 27, 2020
mugGet the Kobemug.

Kobe

I rlly don't like kobe
by Blackboyniggahater April 1, 2020
mugGet the Kobemug.

ta-kobe

A nigga with some big ass lips. He funny as hell nd keep you laughing. Oh yea, he likes to eat.
Aye... that nigga Ta-Kobe got some big lips and always eating.
by That-nigga-rod May 17, 2018
mugGet the ta-kobemug.

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