Kobe

Either a great basketball player or a very attractive light/dark skin. Most likely an athlete but be warn they show no mercy hoes nd thots

I Kobed that hoe

by Kobe February 1, 2015

kobes

a very handsome young boy thats athletic

love u kobes

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

kobe

a boy who roasts other people because on the inside he hates himself. Think he is cool but really should just take a seat

kobe

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

Kobe Head

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.

Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"

Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"

by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016

Kobe

A gay boy

Kobe is my boyfriend

by kobesgirlfriend January 8, 2017

Kobe

A young boy with scorching red hair majestically searching to find the next mans ass he will enter

I sucked a cock for my first time yesterday

You's a Kobe ass bitch

by Bench March 22, 2017

Kobe

handsome,great always to be loved and seen

Kobe is always the man I need.

by meadekhalil72 April 15, 2017