Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.

After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.

by Indec1sive April 1, 2025

Jade Kink

When you meet someone on discord named Jade but she simps for Tsuki from haikyuu so you bug her until she marries you 🙄🙄🙄 and then you make flipaclips pls

Yuh I have a Jade Kink.

by Bvnnyx September 28, 2020

son kink

a kink where you romantically/sexually find it nice to take care of your boyfriend. nurturing and disciplining him like he’s your own son. most people who have this find attraction to younger guys.

guy: dude my gf keeps treating me like her son.

guy2: yeah…she definitely has a Son Kink

by mastymanz1736 September 23, 2023

Selfie kink

People who love receiving selfies at night

Alistair defo has a selfie kink

by Rattus5 November 8, 2021

Piss kink haver

What my friends think I am :(

Person 1:you’re a piss kink haver

Person 2: bro I promise I’m not, I have many links but I don’t have a piss kink

by TheFagWithoutApissKink June 3, 2022

plank kink

When planking turns you on

yo you got a plank kink??

by swagmf420 July 21, 2021

kinks out

to make straight.

I think we need the rest of this week to do it manually until we get all of the kinks out.

by rsehnem March 23, 2021