kevin

anybody named kevin is definitely a tool. if your twitter handle is @kevaclysm then you are definitely 100% a tool. you are even king of the tools.

guy 1: there goes kevin- man, that guy is such a tool.

guy 2: definitely. total toolbag

by scant alpaca August 17, 2018

Kevin

A good friend who slowly starts to disappear like the meme. Always sentimental about the squad, but always pulls a John Cena when thy actually meet up. In short terms, RIP Hamilton Street.

Where's Kevin? He's right next can't you SEE him?

by RIPKDOT March 11, 2017

Kevin

One hairy mother fucker; he always has a story, smells neither bad nor offensive. Works like a whore on rent day, and looks good doing it. Has amazing friends who would do fucking anything for him and tuck him in when he passes out. Kevin is awesome and everyone loves Kevin.

Kevin is probably a second string ninja.

by Marin8ing September 23, 2017

Kevin

Kevins are the best people around. Girls that get Kevin's have goto to be the luckiest people ever. Kevin's are normally great at every kind of sport.

Lee: My dad is called Kevin.

Robbie: Damn Kevin's are awesome, Wish I was you!

by Haggarty July 31, 2017

Kevin

Gay ass nigga that eats cheese

Christan:sup kevin
Kevin: nooooo im a big gay

by Hhggggg July 31, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is the gayest motherfucker I have ever met in my fucking life. Fuck Kevins

Kevin is such a faggot

by safasdfsadf September 21, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is a boy with crazy hair, usually gets girls named caitlin whipped on him but Kevin is a loner he only has one friend named Ellis, there both mings P.S kevin is a nesbit

I’m Kevin and I’m a nesbit

by Chedder420 July 30, 2018