Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.

I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.

by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024

King Kong

Weakest monster who isn't Mothra He was cool in Skull Island tho

King Kong ain't got shit!

by Mebegayasfuk October 15, 2022

Kelvin Gonzalez Are Donkey Kong

Kelvin Gonzalez Are Donkey Kong

Kelvin Gonzalez Are Donkey Kong

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Donkey Kong

The act of penetrating another person with one’s genitalia. The act of sex.

We had some really good donkey Kong last night

by Redwood fan June 10, 2025

King Kong

An aggresive man that beats his wife,
A racist term to call black people Ape's, or
A way to call someone overly buff(steroids).

That Nigga look like King Kong.

by JazNimnree February 6, 2021

kong dan

Just a statement that Dan is the king. Usually related to sales-results.

Did you hear? Dan made another sale... Typical Kong Dan

by kendoui February 26, 2018

Kong

That one giant monke that is gonna whoop Godzilla's ass

Zillafag: Yo who do you think is gonna win?
Kongchad: Probably Kong man

by Shigekiyo Yangu February 1, 2021