Karl Malone

NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.

Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl

by Deamkn March 26, 2024

Karl

Karl is a boy's name with German origins. The man Karl means “free man” and is a great name for any baby who is ready to grow and explore the world around them. Karl's are usually very or exceptionally handsome or sharp and is very playful with friends and family. Most of the time their humor is very aggressive and sometimes may go to far to prove a point. Karls can grow to be somewhat tall and can also be very intense when you anger them or get on their nerves, though they forgive very often.

I wish i had a Karl

by Crazy Squirrel June 18, 2023

Lord Karl

Food

I want to eat Dime/Lord Karl

by Randomius June 16, 2019

Karl

beating the shit out of your opps

i finna karl his bitchass right now

by ilovesillyfrogs February 12, 2023

karl johan

A man who drives a derbi Moped and is a jækel to screw and spends too uch money on his moped. But he is also very sexy smart and awesome

Look there is Karl Johan

by Kæælll February 6, 2018

Karl

A Karl is a homosexual method of spelling Carl. Karl’s generally love anal fun with the same sex. Karl’s like to run sticks of butter over their freshly shaved chests whilst breathing through a Covid approved face covering.

“I seen a gay the other day, he was definitely a Karl, he had butter stains on his t-shirt”

by Socialgiggle November 11, 2020

Karl

Otherwise knows as Franko. Karl is a top, top bloke. He doesn’t give a shit about your names definition on Urban Dictionary though; please grow up. Please and thank you.

“Oh look at Karl over there, he really doesn’t give a fuck does he?”

by Franko90 November 23, 2021