Jonathan Joestar

My life sucks, a blonde bitch baked my dog

"Okay calm down bro u are just Jonathan Joestar"

Jonathan Joestar by neomiely November 22, 2021

Jonathan's Hamster 

A hamster that belongs to Jonathan.

Hey, is that Jonathan's Hamster?

Jonathan's Hamster by memestealer420 June 9, 2015

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett 

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett is the savior of the American way. NO, not the Right wing SadoMasochistic dream of Theocratic dominance over Muslims, no, that illusive dream that will see itself risen over the deceptive frauds of all partisan ideology. That Idea.

When Jonathan Wayne Bartlett lost a leg in Iraq, he defiantly screamed, "TAKE EM BOTH, I DONT NEED EM", to which they promply took his left leg above the knee...

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett by TheTyrant December 5, 2011

Jonathan Rhys Meyers 

The sexiest most talented actor who walked across the face of the earth

OMG! Did you see Jonathan Rhys Meyers in Match Point? OMG!! He was so fuckin' hot!!

Jonathan Rhys Meyers by JRM luva August 8, 2009

Jonathan Davis 

The Best singer in the world and all u fucking bullshit faced
Dumbasses who think he sucks can go suck thier uncle's short and stubby dick

(dumbass) Jonathan davis sucks cock
(me) you suck cock fucking dumbass

Jonathan Davis by Gotissues December 15, 2008

Jonathan Chan 

A huge piece of shit and a gigantic asshole.

Boy 1: Oh my god! It's a Jonathan Chan! RUN!

Jonathan Chan by Siiekfidoslpawpdjd February 24, 2020

Jonathan Gu 

A man who is known to be Productivity BEASTS. They get to work the moment they are awake. They seem to also love watching great anime shows and typically have strong upper body strength. They consistently perform well in games like Valorant and Roblox.

I want to be a Jonathan Gu because I want to get my god fkn work done like a lil bch @$$ mf

Jonathan Gu by ChuPooPoo April 5, 2021