Pepper Johnson

Having a African-American male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the African American gentleman.

Grant Kolton was so excited that he gave Otis a pepper johnson down at the river at Woodhouse.

by Mike November 28, 2003

Brian Johnson

I thought the lesser singer of AC/DC until I picked up AC/DC live in which this man gets so into it and screams his head off its truly amazing. Bon Scott is a good singer yes. But pick up AC/DC Live and you will realize that......

Brian Johnson > Bon Scott

by METAL HEALTH! June 14, 2005

Shawn Johnson

An amazing American gymnast. Won gold in the 2008 Summer Olympics. Could have done better but China *cough* cheats.

"Dude look at Shawn Johnson out there, she's totally owning those damn commies!"

by Putasokinhet August 25, 2008

Zoey Johnson

Zoey is the nicest, Sweetest, and most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. If you have a Zoey in your life don’t ever let her go. I made that mistake and now I’m regretting it big time.

Friend: Everyone seems to like her

Me: Well she’s a Zoey Johnson

by That one friends friend December 15, 2019

sticky johnson

to ride your push bike in tight lycra pants with inadequate airflow to the groin region.

Neil armstrong tour de france "boy I bet those boys have sticky johnson

by Matt groube November 04, 2008

Adam Johnson

A football player who some people think is fit but he’s actually a pedophile

Dylan: I fancy Adam Johnson
Kye: Bro he’s a pedophile

by absoluteunitmate69 March 22, 2021

johnson brown

The male reproductive organ (penis) can be referred to as a johnson. Brown is the inherent qualities of being associated with feces. If your johnson goes into the brown eye you've got yourself a brown johnson, or johnson brown.

Oh man did you wash? I got johnson brown.

by the dog brown April 23, 2009