Jocke & Jonna

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by anonymous September 14, 2020

Jock Itch

The shittiest thing a man will experience in their dull, dull life.

I want to die, because of Jock Itch of course.

by Mikes x Hellen Keller March 1, 2019

jock jacks

a "jock jack" is simply the term for when you are doing jumping jacks and your jock bounces all around which later results in an unpreventable boner. This occasionally can be a problem if females are around in your intense workout session because floppage of the package can sometimes cause boners from the friction. This is an awkward thing to happen cause your are getting your cardio in and all of the sudden your johnson is erect.

In gym Ralph did his jock jacks.

by The one who is anonomous October 21, 2009

Mock-Jock

Mock trial is amazing. lets start with that. and though some people call us dedicated people mock trial nerds, we prefer to stick with a better name: Mock-Jock

no, i'm a mock-jock

by hijfd December 6, 2010

Jock-Slave

Someone who imitates another individual's style and or personality, who refuses to be themselves.

One day I wore a fresh new pair of kicks then the next day that jock-slave Steven rolled up in here with the same ones.

by Jaw2up2down October 21, 2011

jock-bonk

A sex-position performed, perhaps exclusively by heterosexual couples, when the male clutches his partner by the respective butt-cheeks to command the rhythm of thrusting. Typically, the female's arms are wrapped around her partner's neck or head as if she were transporting a pumpkin.

Dave: "Fuck, my fucking arms KILL! Can you copy these notes for me?"
Jerry: "Carpal tunnel syndrome?"
Dave: "Naw ... I jock-bonked Stacy all night last night."
Jerry and Dave: "Hahahahahahahahahaha"

by horticulture_steve January 2, 2008

jock talk

A language(slang) used by sherwood hockey players consisiting of many understandable words if listened to closely.
eg: nah, brah. (no thank you friend)
you woouuuuld
mort
pigeon rat

"have you heard the new jock talk"
"i hate when chicks try to use jock talk"

"look at him try to wheel that broad" "heee wooouuulldd"

by akwlejadlkfb April 18, 2009