jizz blizzard

this is the grand finale. when you're about to ejaculate, shoot your cum or baby gravy into the back of a floor fan with your girl standing right in front. watch as the jizz blizzard that follows covers her whole body and makes her a sticky mess. dry cleaning may be necessary.

"My girl fell to the ground and tried to make a snow angel in the jizz blizzard that fell upon her..."

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

Jizz in my pants

When a girl does something so stimulating you Jizz in your pants and make that crazy retarded face that all of us guys do.

"My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I Jizz in my pants!.

by Drew is da fuckin man. December 18, 2008

jizz holes

Two holes on the lower back of bitches and hoes that are spaced between 6.9 cm to 6.9 in

Dude i totally jizzed on my girlfriends jizz holes and i over filled them

by roberto rivera November 7, 2006

jizz windows

Glasses, goggles, or eyewear of any sort that prevents manjuice from hitting bitches and fags directly in the cornea. Often worn by those who haven't learned of splooge's salutary effects--a couple of decent-sized loads, generously applied to the whole surface of the eye, are equivalent to a 6-year diet of daily vitamin C supplements administered rectally.

Jeremy Enkstew has red jizz windows.

by R. Tran December 3, 2006

jizz bomb

A big wad of jizz or cum a man lets go while he is having an orgasm. :)

Man, i just jizz bombed on thats sluts face!

by Jewish slut January 7, 2003

jizzable

Makes you want to jizz, or produce jizz

"That song is so jizzable!"
"The thought of you makes me feel all jizzable.."

by loopylizziemoo October 16, 2006

jizz gobbler

One who engages in the act or practice of ingesting semen in a rapid or enthusiastic manner.

That Tiffany is quite the jizz gobbler.

by Unleashed52 October 16, 2008