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jelly jewelry

The creation of jewelry consisting of semen.

Rings: during hand-shandy's
Necklace's: when she doesn't swallow
Bracelets: when she gives you a hand-shandy
She was tugging hard the other night and I shot me load, giving her some nice rings and plenty of other jelly jewelry as well...
by Flatster November 10, 2005
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Jelly Dick

The act of not bathing in a week and smearing duck butter on your dick, then sticking it in a woman’s vagina while on her period and then having her suck it off.
Dude, I took Jamie on a date last night and gave her the jelly dick she seemed to enjoy it.
by Wheezy P.(WP) April 5, 2023
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jelly dig

going in under a muffin top, and scooping upward. much like a bean dip.
you just got jelly digged!
by cris p January 8, 2008
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Mad Jelly

Meaning mad jealous. When someone is very jealous they are mad jelly.
I'm mad jelly of Shay's anonymity right now.
by emmylemmyhead December 18, 2012
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jelly doughnut

It's an icing sugar covered pastry. With jelly in it, usually fruit flavoured. Purchase it from such places as Tim Horton's, Dunkin' Donuts, or Krispy Kreme. Goes well with coffee.
Let's go to Timmy's and get a double double and some jelly donuts.
by Balthazar January 20, 2004
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Jelly leg

When a person kicks the back of your knee and you fall on the ground... or something like that
by Sahara's snickers January 10, 2017
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Quantum Jelly

Jelly which is both on the knife, in the jar and on the toast. You can't tell which cause by looking, you'll change the outcome.
Dang, I hate Quantum Jelly!
by DeDLoK March 8, 2005
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