Jared

Has the fattest cock out of all your friends

Bruh I have a jared

by Albert12043 January 27, 2020

Jared

A kid with a hot sister

Did you know that kid Jared gets pegged by his girlfriend?

What?! No way... actual I could see that
Yeah but his also has a hot sister and she just followed me back on Instagram

by Room3 April 29, 2021

indian jared

Stupid indian that scans you for your money

I got called to today

By who ?

Indian jared

by Matrix basics February 3, 2023

has me jare

Means eat my balls in Romani language

person 1: hey man
person 2: Ooo, has me jare where have you been

by romanojare January 12, 2025

Jared

Is 19 and still can't fucking read and is probably looking at this definition squinting his eyes

Help I can't read ok Jared

by Fact Teller 67 February 16, 2020

Jared

The type of fuck boy that stares at girl's tits when walking with his significant other

Yo that boy being a Jared.

by UnfortunatelyThatsFunny July 21, 2023

Jared

Someone who has sexual intercourse with cats.

Someone who rapes cats without consent

Someone with a 4” by 14”

Someone who gapes cats

Someone who eats cat

Someone who overall pounds pussycats

Oh hey is that jared? Yeah, he fucking pounds cat!

by Yourlocalcatpedophile January 2, 2022