Look here, you're kinda being a Jake right now!
Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.
Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.
by Psuto-under June 12, 2017
Get the Jake mug.The worlds largest dumbass. Usually on the hockey team; Jakes are very prone to bullying other kids. They have no self respect, nor any respect for women. They tend to drive trucks, or Mustangs; obviously to compensate.
If you ever met a Jake, slap him and run for your life... Or steal their hat, they always wear hats.
If you ever met a Jake, slap him and run for your life... Or steal their hat, they always wear hats.
by jakelloyd November 10, 2017
Get the jake mug.A person with above average aptitude for being a tool. This person is typically aware of their own douchieness and will take great pride in their exploits. A term typically used in the prison setting.
"Dude at the yard spent like 20 minutes on the weight deck, what a fucking jake."
"C/O Hall tore my cell up today, he even took my porn, what a jake."
"C/O Hall tore my cell up today, he even took my porn, what a jake."
by Dixoncider89 February 26, 2017
Get the jake mug.Friend: Have you revised for the test?
You: Nah, I think I'm just going to jake it.
Friend: Haha good luck then.
You: Nah, I think I'm just going to jake it.
Friend: Haha good luck then.
by Je/suis/asparagus November 27, 2018
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Guy with extremely large penis usually takes the blame for everything when it’s not his fault and is attracted to personality then looks
Jake has a big dick
by Anna Barnes February 26, 2019
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