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Josh

Josh is an amazing guy with a kind heart and thoughtful eyes. He can make you smile through tears. He says dumb things like "I put that on crip" and "did i ask? no." every girl should find a josh, because i found mine and i'm never leaving him.
Girl 1: who's that cowboy you're dating?

me: oh that's the love of my life, his name is josh.
by iminlovewithadumbass September 12, 2019
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Joshed

The act of performing sexual acts with an unconsenting cripple, usually in a wheelchair or above the age of 85
by Emotional Damage January 29, 2022
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Josh

Omg josh ur peen is so smaaaaaaall! Its like its not even there at all!
by SATAAAAAAAAAAAN August 3, 2019
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Josh

Josh is the kid that plays fortnite after it was cool, doesn't shave enough and is fat. Not because he has a bad metabolism but just because he eats too much. Dont be a josh.
Person 1: i bet josh s actually a 24 year old man.
Person 2: ur right. loo at that hair on his face. he shud shave sometime
by MooMooCowMaster October 28, 2019
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Josh

josh is the god of all
"I believe in and worship josh, he is the god of everything
by HEnny Ther slawg March 20, 2019
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Josh

Some little bitch always talking about smashing girls but aint got no dick
by Asain Sniper November 18, 2017
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Josh

A crazy and cool dude who likes to Josh around. Sometimes when he teases people, he says, "You just got Joshed!"
by YaBoyJoe August 13, 2016
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