Harrier Jet

The Harrier jet is one of the NAVY's greates jet propelled interecptor jet plane!

It's widely known for its V.T.O.L capabilities.

Wow, look, that Harrier Jet can lift off like a heliccopter!

by imbored1123 June 20, 2007

The Jet

A superior being known as "The Jet". At any given time, if the impossible is needed to be accomplished the Jet must be unleashed. To unleash The Jet it is simple, just yell "JET" at the top of your lounges.

Craig Fitzgibbons: Oi Jet can you help me lift this large and abnormally sized pumkin into my trailer?

The Jet: Yeh no problem fitzy. *tries lifting the 500kg pumpkin and fails*

Craig Fitzgibbons: Strewth, we have a heavy pumpkin here. Think we might have to get Darrel over to lend a helping hand.

The Jet: NO! We still have one option left. I think you know what to do!

Craig Fitzgibbons: JETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

*Before Craig could even scratch his right nut, the pumkin was in the trailer*

The Jet: So... Drop the pumpkin soap off tomorrow mate

by Jetronics November 16, 2010

easy jet

A discount airline with really cheap prices. However, they will charge you a bitch if you are overweight.

example 1: Easy jet can fly you from Madrid to Casablanca for 50euros round trip.
example 2: But will charge 80euros because your carpet was over the weight limit (by 5kilo), on a trip from Rome to Paris (ticket was only 30 euros).

by Nicolas Sarkozy September 1, 2007

Lear Jet Liberal

Another Smear word created by the Far Right to demonize liberals. In the case of this baseless term, it is used to describe liberals as being hypicritical without looking at all the facts. If one was to dig deeper they would find that Liberals would jump at the chance to use a less polluting form of travel.
Since this a term created by Rush Limbaugh not all the facts where considered.
see Conservative Sucker Punch

Before you use a term like Lear Jet Liberal why don't you research all the facts and not make assumptions. Even though many Big politcal and enviromental advicates used private jets they would be the first to use a jet that did not use up so much fuel. The manufactures would make mopre fuel effishent jets.

by Bob_the_Patriot December 7, 2007

Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends

One who sits and picks his ass in the stands with a tiny drumstick (he holds in one hand) and the bucket he holds in the other, as other enjoy the opportunity to touch the ice. This is the epitome of a SHIT SHOW. This is worse than a duster because this person would never EVER touch the ice. This is two steps below the average bender.

The Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends shatters his stick on the bench at 5:30 in the morning, and then goes home to dust himself off and ice down aching ankles.

by antibender December 27, 2010

Fuel The Jet

A common phrase used by jet setters and those adhering to a certain upper class life style, Fuel The Jet refers to stylishly escaping from the day-to-day work life often to lavish locations and events.

Randolph: Did you hear that Ralph Winston Vanderbilt III just short sold half the stocks on the Asian market resulting in a $4.7 billion profit.

Willis: Great Scott! I hadn't heard. Let's Fuel The Jet good chap and head of to the Riviera this weekend in celebration.

by The Power That Is October 14, 2011

geet jet

redneck way of saying "did you eat yet?"

Hey Gator geet jet? Ya wana get some burgers?

by Joe Benek June 16, 2005