Jet log

A poop that is taken on an airplane.

To the chagrin of Jason, Mike dropped a massive jet log because he couldn't wait for the plane to land.

by keepinitgiebel July 6, 2022

Jet up

A phrase used by prissy white boys trying to sound cool about vaping, when in reality they’re just talking about hitting a suorin a couple times in a parking lot and sucking eachother off afterwards.

“Hey, anyone wanna jet up?”

by jmabrl January 1, 2018

man jets

The jets of a man that makes them run faster

Geoff ran faster when he turned on his man jets and farted

by Manjetsgeoff October 6, 2011

Mega Jets

Super explosive diarrhea that if you push too hard you fly away. If you're in the toilet you will explode diarrhea everywhere and ruin your restroom. You will actually fly, like a jet, through the roof.

Dude, he was on the toilet and he flew out the building because I think he had mega jets!!

by boink! March 3, 2022

jet

a slang for the Bloodhound Brims (🐺🎩🅱️) in New York

In the spot and I throw up the Jet (grrah, grrah, grrah)
(Yavi DG: ft Beckham in RPT)

by DatguySkii March 1, 2025

Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

Jet lag

Something you can avoid by driving or taking a train.

Kevin felt more like passing out than most people who caught a flight to California when he got there, but at least he didn't have jet lag.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019