Hanger Issues

When you’re hungry and angry, ( Hangry) but you are upset with the meal, so you reject the meal by throwing it, or slamming it on someone or something.

Customer: I asked for extra ketchup! Why did you add so much extra ketchup!! ( Slams burger on counter) .

Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!

Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.

Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!

Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)

Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!

by EM6988 October 19, 2023

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Sister issues

Similar to daddy issues or mommy issues, instead of craving a motherly/fatherly relationship, you crave a sisterly relationship. You crave somebody who can teach you to do your hair, or gossip with, or make fun of, someone to guide/be guided by. You crave somebody to understand you in a way you never had. Such as relating to your emotions about your parents, or even just understanding your annoyance about something. More simply put: Craving emotional foundation the way siblings have, more specifically a sister.

Person 1: Y'know, I have brother issues.
Person 2: Really? Cause I have sister issues.
Person 1: I have a great therapist for you! They helped me out a lot.
Person 2: Really? Gee, thanks!

by weirdossss October 29, 2023

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