self insert

when your mate is chatting someone up in a club and you insert yourself into their conversation, cockblocking and doing your mate a shitty.

fuck off you self inserting piece of shit

by shadowedclouds April 6, 2024

neuRologicalLY INept

HI my NAme isd Tohmoas tHE TANJK NEGINE THE THIRDF ANED i LIKE APPKLES AND BANANs.; I ATTEBND THE TRUNI ERRIST Y ORF FRIED MONGOLIAN JKEYBAORD MUNCHER PEOLPLE. MTY Nanmwe cCOLMESFROM MY M KOTHERSD FASOPRIUTE NSHOJW SDHJE WATCHEDS IN H#ER TDEATHBED TO PAASRT HWE LITTLE TIMKE SHE HAS LEFT ON P{:LANETD JEW (OUR PLANET). I KBNIOW YIOU OPUNY LITTLE HUYMANS DONT UNDERASTAND ME. EVEBN THJOUGH I AM INEPT, I CAN SDTILL LOVE, FEEL, CU M, SPUINK AND MOAST IMPORTTANTlAZY, JERK OFF TO CHINESE FArt pORN. MTY LITTLE FREINGEWS oFROM EARTH CALL ME STU PID . I DONT KNOW WEGHY THEY CALLK ME ASUCH OFFENSIVE$ THINWGS. IT RLEALLTY MAKES ME ANGRY. I DONT LIKER IT. EVEN T HOUGH MY LEFT LOBE DOESNT WORK PROPERLYl... IOT DOESNT MEAN I SHOULD BE SANFICTTIVED. EFVER SINCE MY STEP UNCLE RAPED ME IVE BANSIHED FROTM P<LANERT ERARTh, IVE VEEBN SHUNNED. AND THERE FORE IVE BEEN SENT TO PLANET JEW THROUGH HJEWSISH ORGINZATIONATIOSNS THAT MAKE JEQWISH SPACE LASER PROPOFGANZDA. YOU SRTUPI DPEOPLED DONT UNDERTAND THE BEAURTY OF BEIHNTG INEPTY. MY MOM DFIED AS IM TYPINIG THIAS. I AM INMEPTG And prioud.

ME: I IDENTRIFY AAS neuRologicalLY INept.
SRTUPID EARTH PEOP)OLE: EW HOW STUPOID AERE YOU.
MER: YOU PYUNY LITTLER HUIMNAN NEREVR UNDERT AND.

SRTUPI DEQART TY HPPEOPLE AGAIN: FUCK YOU.
ME: I WI)LL NITRF BE SANFCIIKTIFIERD. MY MOTHER DID NOT DIE FOR THIS ON HJER JEWISH OPKANET JEW BED WHNIKLE WATCHINGT THOMAS THE TAMPON AND JERKING OFF TO CHINESE MIDGET FART PORN.
PUNY LITTLWE HUMAN FOR THE THIRD TIME: OH IN UNDERTAnsd now mr jew, thank yoyu FOR RECTIFIIHG ME AND FEEDING ME DUNG BEETLES FOR BREAkfast LUNCH and DNINENR.

by Mongolian Enthusiast December 8, 2024

Just *insert cliche everyone says*

No the solution isn't just doing some cultural cliche.

A retard "So what? Just *insert cliche everyone says*"

Hym Iam "So what? So it is going to affect my life in perpetuity from now on and the people who are responsible are responsible and maybe in this situation I'm entitled to some recourse. So no I not just going to do cliche. You want me to stop talking because your retarded ass doesn't want to think because thinking hard. You don't want to engage with the topic and that's fine but if that's the case, why am I even talking to you about it?"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2026

I Insert Through Vantage Pointed Vowels Of Interest Then Call It Religion

I Insert Through Vantage Pointed Vowels Of Interest Then Call It Religion

I Insert Through Vantage Pointed Vowels Of Interest Then Call It Religion

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Nuclear insecticide

A cocktail made of vodka, absinthe, a scoop of pre-workout and an teaspoon of Da Bomb hot sauce

God damn, I almost passed out on Nuclear Insecticide last night

by Nuclear insecticide May 29, 2025

Kinky Insects

Pubic Lice, AKA Crabs

I slept with a hooker and now I have kinky insects.

by Chianticat10 August 1, 2025

Pulling a (insert Rpg main characters name here)

The act of going to someone's house, picking up any object you see, presenting it in some fashion(wether through a small dance or holding it in the air) and hiding it on your person.

I was arrested for Pulling a (insert Rpg main characters name here) at my neighbors house.

by RobinMan November 5, 2010