Boney Meat-Tower

Can be used as a name for a penis, an all-around insult, or used when describing canned salmon

Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my Boney Meat-Tower
Yo I won that Jenga Game Fair and square You Boney Meat-Tower

by snoboob May 18, 2018

Home of the eiffel tower

No, not Paris. Lockport Township Highschool is known as "Home of the Eiffel tower" for various reasons. One being people having sexual interactions in rather awkward positions.

Caleb; I finna head up to LTHS bruhh.
Damian; Why, what the fuck is up there?
Caleb; mah nigga, they got bitches that let you eiffel tower them, ya heard?
Damian; Oh so that's why they call it Home of the eiffel tower.

by iBEENhadshot February 1, 2015

single eiffel tower

The Single Eiffel Tower is an example of pure art. To begin to perform such an amazing act, one must first find a partner. Ideally, you would find your partner to be that of someone you fancy (Ie, girlfriend, boyfriend, mate..etc... ). First, start by removing both yours and your partner's clothing. Secondly, have the male in the situation stand over your laid out partner. Placing your feet shoulder width apart and raising your hands above your head and joining them together. The last step seems simple but takes an immense amount of focus. With your hands raised and your feet shoulder-width apart, straddled over your sprawled out partner, bend your knees gradually until your testicles create contact with your partners face, hence creating the shape of the great Eiffel Tower. Repeat the last step until satisfied.

A.K.A- "eiffel tower for one"

Hey man, I was wondering if you wanted to come over tonight and give me a single eiffel tower?

Yo man, last night I totally gave my mom a single eiffel tower!

by TowerMe November 21, 2017

Smash The Castle Towers

The act of 2 men smashing their penises together.

Jeffrey rammed his penis into Todd's to perform the "Smash the Castle Towers".

by 69sofine May 9, 2014

Eiffel Tower Squared

When you perform an Eiffel Tower (that is, double-teaming a girl and high-fiving your partner in grime with both hands) on top of the actual Eiffel Tower, in Paris, France. You can also perform the procedure beneath the tower, but that is not an official Eiffel Tower Squared. This act is to the Mile High Club what Cooperstown is to the Podunk Community Hall of Local Heroes.

Ah, monsieur! You completed ze Eiffel Tower Squared! C'est fantastique! How did you do zis with so many policemen and les touristes around? Sacre bleu!

by TheEiffelator October 25, 2009

warren woods tower

a shitty school where they won’t tolerate kids being “disruptive” in classrooms but they WILL tolerate students being touched by teachers and kids being bullied! this school don’t give a fuck about the kids there they just want money lmfaoooo!

warren woods tower? oh! yes! I wanted to fucking kms while i was there!

by former student hahah October 26, 2019

tilt my tower

Its a joke i made. Its tilted towers from fortnite but made to a pickup line

Person 1:hi i like fortnite
Person 2: You tilt my tower
Person 1: Oh do i?
*smooching begins*

by Newboy674 June 11, 2018