i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

Tub

A fat human who eats pig lard. Also refers to the immediate family as "Fatass"

Good morning Tub!

by LoveLAU July 31, 2020

Toaster and bath tub

Death

(Message sent at 12/25/23) Yo im gonna go, I got a toaster and bath tub (Death report- died 12/25/23, unknown time)

by LameToaster June 11, 2023

Chub Tub

A derogatory term for people who are overweight. For people typically named Matthew.

"Fuck you"

" U can't talk you chub tub"

by Georgio Doumani November 10, 2021

scrubbing the tub

Getting on your knees

"When I was scrubbing the tub, I scrapped my knee"

by Henrika January 18, 2016

Heavens Hot Tub

A heavens hot tub is the act of cumming inside a woman’s vagina, laying there after without pulling out and allowing your cock to relax in a hot blend of cum and cunt juices.

Last night after I screwed Betsy I told her to shut up and lay still while I enjoyed a heavens hot tub

by TrialBeRank November 16, 2019

tub salad

Eating salad in the tub in order to relax and save time.

Tub salad is the new shower beer.

by ElectronicLola July 31, 2018