Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people, but retain enough plausible deniability for when the conservative relatives come for thanksgiving
Bro, are you out to your family yet?
Kind of, but it’s more of a Schrödinger’s closet situation.
by Ur_Mom_Gae May 14, 2020
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Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people but have enough plausible deniability to stay out of deep shit when the conservative relatives come for Thanksgiving
I’m out to most people but not parts of my family.
That’s called Schrödinger’s Closet
by Ur_Mom_Gae May 14, 2020
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closet skeleton

A dirty fucked up secret about your past that could ruin your life. Like if you fuked your sister and no one ever found out
1-"Dude I'm afraid I've got a closet full of skeletons. I'm scared that someone will find out what I've done"
2-"Dude Why the fuck are there dead bodies in your closet?"
1-"You have no clue what a closet skeleton is do you?"
by Dragon Dragin' May 20, 2016
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closet jerk

Polite and subtle rejection. Someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."
by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
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closet jerk

someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."
by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
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closet crackhead

Someone who hides their crack or drug addiction from their friends and steals money to fulfill it
My friend Koy is a closet crackhead because I know he’s a tweak but he won’t admit it
by DrJeffery January 25, 2020
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dog closet

A place that is worse than the dog house. A place that James is put when Julie is mad at him and can be paroled for good behavior.
Did Julie put James in the dog closet again?! Wtf?!
by Bunny_Lopez February 04, 2021
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