lighting closet

a supreme workshop; the only place on this earth closest to heaven

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

closet playa

A playa with game well hidden in the closet.

Bitch please...Zulu's not not a balla, he's just a closet playa!

by rottentomato January 2, 2009

Closet Caller

Someone who, when having a private conversation on a cell phone, will move into the nearest closet to talk, instead of holding off the conversation for a later time. These people should be made fun of and ridiculed as much as possible while in said closet.

Kris thought his conversation with his girlfriend was so important, being a closet caller, he ran into the closet thinking nobody would hear it.

by PDuckWin May 22, 2010

Closet-Crush

A person someone would never admit to having a crush on because of how much of a weird loser they are

Guy 1: “Oh what about Maddie?”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”

by xXxAngelCakexXx January 17, 2023

dog closet

A place that is worse than the dog house. A place that James is put when Julie is mad at him and can be paroled for good behavior.

Did Julie put James in the dog closet again?! Wtf?!

by Bunny_Lopez February 3, 2021

Monstre in the closet

(n.) considerably a person that is thought of as dangerous based off what they reveal to another person. They usually act differently around one group of people than they will around a whole other group of people, probably to save face around a typically “normal” person or someone they like. Not to be confused with being “in the closet”, because that’s just homosexual… for real.

yeah, total Monstre in the Closet.

by Pure69 April 29, 2011

Closet Poptart

A person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly "comes out of the closet," in an unexpected and rapid manner.

I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!

by WebstersXXX January 10, 2015