Ditch McGritch

(adj) When someone ditches, or leaves their friend behind for little reason due to selfishness. Originated from Sydney Technical H.S. in music class.

(The good) Pakistani: "Oi where did (sri lankan) go that's crazy"
(Short) Bengali: Bro he always ditch mcgritches

or

You: *Clicks off of the canva template to work by himself*
Russian: "Brooo why did you ditch mcgritch we were doing this together!"

by Injinct February 17, 2024

Ditch picnics

Anytime you eat a sandwich on the way to Lake Wabamum.

Hey honey,are you hungry? No I had a couple ditch picnics on the way home.

by Whogibbs April 18, 2020

ditch head

ditch is the slang word for a bitch dating a dick head and they b happy but they both mega jerks

whats you ship name?
ditch head

wut?

by yeetious June 23, 2019

Ditch Chicken

A mascot that stands in a ditch outside of a place of business for advertising purposes. Bonus if it's actually a chicken restaurant or chicken costume.

The ditch chicken isn't driving much business into the restaurant.

by TX_Drewdad September 12, 2022

ditch cricket

Female one who dwells around the truck and trailer park hiding in the ditch in the dark licking the chin off her face.

The obscene ways of a truck stop creature comes afar came as I was grabbing hotdogs with my buddy I squealed and she rank told that ditch cricket to kick rocks

by Pastor Michael April 20, 2018

the ditching hour

The time after which it is socially acceptable to depart from a boring event or social obligation like a wedding reception, fundraiser, or birthday party.

I think it's about the ditching hour. The bouquet has been tossed, The bar is out of decent scotch, and Aunt Millie is falling down on the dance floor.

by you got it made August 18, 2011

ditch friend

A ditch friend is a type of friend, being treated as a ditch friend means that you would be considered a friend, but you would be immediately be abandoned given the opportunity.

1: people keep treating me like a ditch friend
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok

by A Lonely Introvert October 6, 2022