a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.
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One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.
Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a workout impostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.
by mheartstar March 10, 2011
Get the workout impostor mug.Term used by American car-loving retards who believe that pure speed on a straight away will win any race, and who think that even though their asses just got raped by a Lexus, Infiniti, Nissan, BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Audi, Bugatti, Ferrari, Maserati, Lamborghini, or any other imported car, the unsilenced "roar" of their V8 engines will somehow make the size of their 3" penises increase. Imports are, and will always be, the most powerful and luxurious cars in the world.
Imports Suck ASS because I am so arrogantly narrow-minded in thinking that my brand new 2011 Chevrolet Camaro will beat a 2007 BMW M5 and will make my 3" penis almost one and a half times larger.
by Factual Cars February 21, 2011
Get the Imports Suck ASS mug.A small/small medium car of the compact/compact sedan/compact sports breed, i.e. foreign makes such as but not limited to Honda, Toyota, Mistubishi vehicles, that have been modified with various after-market parts in an attempt to make them better, faster, and more appealing to other owners of cars of the same type and style. Another trait associated with Import Tuners is the link between them, their owners and various forms of street racing, as is accurately portrayed in all of the Fast and the Furious movies and the game, Need for Speed Underground. The "usual" age 18-30 drivers of these cars usually are looking to prove themselves on the street and are most commonly:
1. Young Asian men of the wankster variety.
2. Young White men, commonly of the wigger or wasian varieties.
3. Young Black men with "whips" who act like/are posers/pimps/gangsters.
Possibly the most defining marks of an Import Tuner would be any or all of the following:
1.ABOVE ALL, a large, fat After-Market Exhaust Pipe that produces a loud, deep sound upon sudden acceleration, this action done at times when a fair amount of traffic is present to produce the desired ego high.
2.After-Market Taillights/Headlights, usually of the newest LED varieties.
3.Custom Decals/Paintjobs done to make the car look fearsome/more powerful than others in a street race.
4.Large Chrome Rims and tires to fit, sometimes too large for the vehicle but added anyway.
5.Under-Car Neon/LED Lighting systems, such as StreetGlow.
6.Any other various and seemingly out-of-place performance/aesthetic parts such as hood scoops, roof scoops, spoilers, carbon-fiber hoods/doors/panels, colored brake boots, chrome-parts etc.
1. Young Asian men of the wankster variety.
2. Young White men, commonly of the wigger or wasian varieties.
3. Young Black men with "whips" who act like/are posers/pimps/gangsters.
Possibly the most defining marks of an Import Tuner would be any or all of the following:
1.ABOVE ALL, a large, fat After-Market Exhaust Pipe that produces a loud, deep sound upon sudden acceleration, this action done at times when a fair amount of traffic is present to produce the desired ego high.
2.After-Market Taillights/Headlights, usually of the newest LED varieties.
3.Custom Decals/Paintjobs done to make the car look fearsome/more powerful than others in a street race.
4.Large Chrome Rims and tires to fit, sometimes too large for the vehicle but added anyway.
5.Under-Car Neon/LED Lighting systems, such as StreetGlow.
6.Any other various and seemingly out-of-place performance/aesthetic parts such as hood scoops, roof scoops, spoilers, carbon-fiber hoods/doors/panels, colored brake boots, chrome-parts etc.
Jim: All these little import tuners almost hit me last night going a million miles an hour down the highway!!!
Tom: Posers.
Tom: Posers.
by Prophecy2012 September 29, 2008
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"Consumed with Imports would still recommend Lexus even if they were found blowing up on ignition. Screw those terrorist turds, I am buying a Caddy!"
by Sharpe J. October 14, 2004
Get the Consumed with Imports mug.Imitation iPods. Are usually cheaper than actual iPods, but may have less of a life span (however, that's under debate considering the life of a regular iPod). Sometimes, imPods work just as well as iPods. However, Apple probably does not want you to buy imPods.
Person 1: I got this really cheap imPod yesterday!
Person 2: Does it work well?
Person 1: Almost as well as regular iPods. iPods might have a lot of features, but imPods are where it's at!
Person 2: Does it work well?
Person 1: Almost as well as regular iPods. iPods might have a lot of features, but imPods are where it's at!
by malfunctiones January 26, 2009
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