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I have a huge cock

I have a huge cock.
I have a huge cock.
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 7, 2024
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I have a microwave

1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.
by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025
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I have Retsu Eyes

I have Retsu Eyes
I have Retsu Eyes
by SuelTameOresuTeMato March 22, 2025
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May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.
Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!
by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023
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I have all of their albums on nothing

A sarcastic response to a band you do not like. First coined on the Preston & Steve show
Winger is such a great band, I have all of their albums on nothing!
by Mike Whittaked May 6, 2025
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