by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Have No Guilty Disrepaired Consensus Of An Individual<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 
1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.
by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025
Get the I have a microwavemug. 
Get the I have found your IP addressmug. Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"
Woman: Oh my god!
Woman: Oh my god!
by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023
Get the May I please have a water?mug. by Mike Whittaked May 6, 2025
Get the I have all of their albums on nothingmug.