Howyagarn

Howyagarn is a term used to describe almost anything, such as the mood you're in, how tasty you're food is and whatever else you can think of. If you can't think of an appropriate word to use for a situation, just say "howyagarn".

Dude 1: "Hey man, how's your dinner?"
Dude 2: "Eh... it's pretty howyagarn, you know?"
Dude 1: "You don't like it? I'm in a very howyagarn mood so if you hate it, you can shove it up your howyagarn, you damn ass-wiping shit eater."

by HowYaFuckingGarn September 24, 2012

Howardism

What you get when a large group of delinquents don't know when to let a bad joke go,and end up getting "f's" in school due to insomnia,and little remembrance of education.

Adult: good morning fellow human being

Child: I have decided to follow Howardism and make my life based entirely on social class and ruin my chances for love so I can make a bad joke about some random guy I won't remember in two years.

by A concerned bystander. November 20, 2019

hownage

when you beat somebody so bad they are humiliated and owned. This can only be described as hownage.

that guy got hownaged by him.

by matt micracken April 29, 2008

The Howard Stern

To do something in the bedroom to your significant other that you have not done before.

Girl I'm about to give you the Howard Stern.

John: I want to surprise my girlfriend tonight. What should I do?

Steve: Give her the Howard Stern.

Hey guys, I just have her the Howard Stern. It was amazing.

by Spydaman1 July 10, 2012

Howard

HOWARD
1. Hand-Wrist Assisting Robotic Device

2. The average boy that likes the feeling of his everyday clothing; jacket, pants, etc. The Howard rarely changes his usual clothing of choice. The one that is called by many nicknames and can change appearance year to year.

ex.1) scientist: Hey! Bring over the HOWARD to my workstation! I need help with my handwriting.

ex.2) Look at that guy over there.
WOAH, it's a Howard!
Howard Liu

by FooFoo the Bunny March 2, 2009

Hoyah

Hoyah is when you wish to have a Sexual Relationship with an Object, Animal, or Person. Or it also means you wish to shove random things up your ass or vagina while your family watches.

#1: Mom! Are you ready to watch me Hoyah?!

or

#2: I wanna Hoyah with that Dog..

by DefinitonGiver123457 January 9, 2016

Hoiya

What you say when you have a boner

Bob. My cock is hard can I get a hoiya

by Yesterday I was going to go to January 8, 2020