Hotel Hag

Someone good enough to have hotel sex with but someone you don't want to be seen in public with.

I want to go on a date with him but we never go out anywhere. I'm afraid I'm just a hotel hag.

by December 18, 2024

MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM

Well, it is when THE URBAN DICKTIONARY JOCK is returning to the SHE RA ELtON ,SHE RA ELTON , SHE RA elTON.

It preserves, conserves perfect CORPORATE AUTONOMY as NO ANYTHING OUTSIDE as ROOM SERVICE the ULTIMATE and IN ROOM ENTERTAINMENT.

Well, ANAL ALAN , when your sister saw you playing with SHIT in the BATHTUB she yelled EEEEE PEEEEEDOPHILE and coming back now with your C0PR0PHILE D0GTAG it is when you stay again not to be MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM as the danger of being SCENE , a LEAK FROM ALAN I WALDMAN SHITTING ALL over in front of the BABIES, LITTLE BOYS , AND LITTLE GIRLS AS tTHEY own SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN as GOT BUDDAH FUCKED must now indulge IN PARTNER COPR0PHAGIA until all is said and done as that is what is called the ulti.ate DEBASEMENT for the WHIMMERS as to ELIMINATE for good the SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN IMAGE.

not to be MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM as means show nothing to the OUTSIDE WORLD ascthe ultimate INSIDER as not MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL PHONE CALLS.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 25, 2022

Hotel Stoever

Hotel Stover is the Stoever household, it’s where the bois go to hangout. No girl allowed😤.

“O BOY O BOY! I can’t wait to go to Hotel Stoever to go hangout with the bois this weekend

by Me=Big Nurb October 22, 2019

welfare hotel

A ratchet-ass joint that you can buy for a relatively small amount of money and make a shit-ton of money every month guaranteed because the state is very inefficient at finding appropriately priced housing for homeless people.

To get a loan to purchase the $1.8M welfare hotel, I was told I had to provide a 30% downpayment.

Does anyone know where I can get $540,000 to help me finance the welfare hotel?

See also welfare motel

by giantturdsandwich March 03, 2016

hotel butter

The residue that's scraped off of used hotel sheets

I prefer my steak with a side of hotel butter

by The Barbarian Philosopher March 23, 2017

diamond hotel & resort

Diamond Hotel & Resort is a great hotel that makes you feel like you're home! It is a family friendly hotel on Roblox and if you ask me, I think it is an amazing hotel! It has lots of things that you can do. If you were to join their group, they would treat you like royalty! Just ask one of our customers!
Owner: What do you think of Diamond Hotel & Resort?
Customer: It's a great hotel! I get a ton of sleep and their beach is beautiful! I recommend to go there.

So how about you stop on by to get some ice cream and relax with everyone. And always remember this. Diamond Hotel & Resort is where every diamond shines.

"Oh my gosh Billy, it's Diamond Hotel & Resort! We gotta go there before all the rooms are booked!"

by Fabianaloza August 17, 2017

Wet hotel

A person, typically passionate about banks, banking, money, office, academy, and music.

I am a massive wet hotel

by Dogmilk57 Nightcore April 04, 2021