A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.
Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.
Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.
Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”
“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”
Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”
Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”
Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”
Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
by Sparkle Swallows April 17, 2022
Get the Hotel in the Woodsmug. The Hotel is much like Hotel California, you can check out any time you like, but you may never leave.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the The Hotelmug. Method of scaling one's level of being high. The higher you get, the higher you go. Determined when someone call's for a Floor Check.
I think I'm on the 5th floor of the High Hotel.
When we did a Floor Check, Joe said he was already on the 10th floor of the High Hotel!
When we did a Floor Check, Joe said he was already on the 10th floor of the High Hotel!
by Spencybro March 13, 2019
Get the High Hotelmug. The place where non-sheeple go to talk about REAL WORLD PROBLEMS. And not what the media tells them.
by Deathf June 30, 2019
Get the Trump Hotelmug. by HighCommanderLars November 14, 2003
Get the war hotelingmug. a Filipino term used to describe the Hotel in the Roblox horror game "Doors". It is named after an abandoned hotel in Baguio City. The hotel is characterized as cold, and eerie much like the game's setting.
by c2nared March 25, 2025
Get the Diplomat Hotelmug. by The Barbarian Philosopher March 23, 2017
Get the hotel buttermug.