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horny virgin

you. you're a virgin and you're always horny
by jesuisworm May 26, 2021
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horny on main

When someone makes sexual comments on their main account/profile, when they should be using an alternate account.
Damn, looks like Grandson is horny on main again.
by firefoxxiF November 30, 2020
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horny kid

A young teen looking for a nice smash but not getting any. Normally wanting some from someone older than them.
"Cummon baby, age is just a number"
"Damn ur one horny kid, I'm too old for you"
by Abaybëënotaslutshhhhh July 18, 2017
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Uber Horny

When a girl so horny she's willing to pay for her own Uber
OMG Dude, She was uber horny last nite!!! ...She paid for her own Uber!!
by CDUB-HB November 18, 2015
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horny story

Both of them ran quickly to the school bathroom, the vibrators still going and their cum flows down to their thighs. Unfortunately, one of the teachers who saw everything ran towards them, grabs them by their hands and pulls them to one of the empty classroom. He reached under Olivia's very short crop top and was very happy knowing that they didn't wear their bras and undies. He licked his two fingers and massages Olivia's huge boobs while nibbling her nipple. "AAhh, keep going daddy!" His other hand fingers her throbbing pussy, making her moan for more. He pinned Ashley on the table and licked her pussy, eating her out. "DADDY FUCK MEEEE" said Ashley. He caresses her inner thighs and spread her legs wider, spanks her, then pushes his dick in her pussy roughly, grabbing onto her boobs. As he fucks Ashley, Olivia lets Ashley eat her pussy, making her even wetter. The teacher had almost came, but pulled out of Ashley. He fingers both Olivia and Ashley's pussy from the back in doggy style, and both of them came, letting white cum drop on the floor. They licked all of their own cum, loving how it tastes. Olivia nibbled the teacher's 10-inch cock and deep-throated him, making sure she had licked the whole thing. After a while, she went back to the tip and stuck her tongue inside his hole, making him cum in her mouth.
hope u enjoy the horny story, final part soon :)
by moonxlouvxx April 3, 2022
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horny as fuck

Being so horny you literally don't know what to do with yourself
Damn, bro. I'd drill a hole and a tree and put my cock in it right now because I'm horny as fuck
by chicoloco94 November 4, 2013
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Drunk and Horny

to be wasted obviously and then wanna fuck like crazy drunk sex is the best! be careful use some condoms.
dude, i was so drunk and horny i was urning to poke that bitch all night long.
by ambersuckscock July 9, 2007
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