Ground-Hogging

When you have to poop really bad, but you are forced to hold it, and you feel like you are about to poop yourself.

The next bathroom isn't for an hour, and I'm already ground-hogging

by Cammy Marty McMaster Party July 2, 2012

head hog

someone who loves to give head.

wow sally is such a fucking head hog...she could do it all night!

by asdfasdlkfjasldkf August 31, 2007

hedge hog

A man you encourage your daughter to date, wed, or procreate with so you have a hedge fund for your non existent social security. Also known as "Fat F@#$%." Guys that have no other redeeming quality than a paycheck. Also see
"Mr. Collins" from Pride & Prejudice.

I used to be worried about my retirement, until my daughter
found her new hedge hog on e-harmony.

I don't know what I would do without my hedge hog fund... I am so glad I decided to procreate when I was 16, now I can retire at 35.

by floorfly December 1, 2010

The Whole Hog

When you stick your entire foot in someones ass

#1: Dude last night I put The Whole Hog in her.
#2: Nice dude

by im a slut for memes June 15, 2017

job hog

a person who has the nerve to hold down two or three jobs while others go jobless.

dude, your mom is working a shift at wal-mart after her shift at papa john's, just to pay the rent and buy food for you and your brothers? what a job hog. my mom can't find work anywhere.

by brightboy September 20, 2013

hog jaw

Virginia holler slang for some rival fat bitch, often used for relatives or in-laws.

That hog jaw bitch better not come by here or I'll knock her ass into Jenny Craig!

by Uncle Delmus August 14, 2010

Hog Tits

G-dog's tits

Carlos: "What's going on hog tits?"

Ginelle: "Don't call me that."

by Kool C April 22, 2011