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I have a boyfriend

Preppish for "I don't want to go out with you because you suck."
meanwhile she fucks 5 different guys on the same night. What a lame ass excuse!
by bojzzle September 1, 2004
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have a snazzy day

X codeh
X codeh. Always says have a snazzy day
by Brett hadfield May 15, 2018
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I have fury!

Fawful's favorite phrase.
I have fury, you damn dirty fink-rats!!!
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
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having swag together

when two or more people agree or understand each other to some extent on one particular topic or point of view
Mattyk really understands why Adrian is a chode. We totally have swag together. did i mention the winning cause we are having swag together.
by Mattyk and charlie July 1, 2011
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have several seats

When somebody says/does something so unbelievably dumb that they need to just sit down, shut up, and not do anything else; when the stupid is so strong that just one seat will not do. Also can be used as an expression of self-disapproval when one has an unbelievably dumb thought.
1) Donald Trump: "I will build a giant wall that Mexico will pay for!"
Smart person: "Have several seats."

2) My boyfriend and I were talking about our futures, and he said he wants to do some things before graduating college but one depends on our relationship. After a few days at home on break, I'm starting to think he was talking about marrying me. We're both 16 and haven't even kissed yet. I need to have several seats.
by QueenZ122699 September 13, 2016
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I Have no Ham

The best damn band to ever walk British soil.
With the king of safistication, Matthew on drums and the kings of ?, Andrew on guitar, with a whole host of other artists, you gotta check them out.
Now appearing on stage its I HAVE NO HAM!!!
by IHNH Fan!! December 23, 2004
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having a nice rack

Wow muse is having a nice rack today!!
by Hdhhbejndnhd February 22, 2017
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