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Hiil Harti is a political alliance in the tip of the Horn of africa
hiil harti wins all wars it engages in
by nigerianwut March 26, 2023
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May hart the fart

My besteee
by TheMotherFuckingBeauty July 20, 2023
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Brett-Harted

Someone who people are constantly being screwed with. Originates from Bret Hart who was screwed over in the Montreal srewjob.
James is always Brett-Harted. He needs therapy but the therapist lives in Montreal and is known for screwing with people. Will he ever be Un-Brett-Harted
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023
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The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.
A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”
by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024
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Aiden Hartgrove-Saez

Meaning the greatest, hottest, blackest, specimen like, good at everything, most well defined person.
Woah Aiden Hartgrove-Saez, you are looking so good today!
by Aiden Mogger February 2, 2024
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Josh hart

Absolute fucking goat. He grabbed so many offensive rebounds in the NBA finals. He is the best coastal coast player in the NBA and he is better than everybody. I don’t care. He’s just better let the playoff offensive rebounds along with his teammate Isaiah Hartenstein and the only reason he is coming off the bench for the next is because they have too many players his position. I won’t take any other Opinions, go Villanova, go Knicks and suck my balls
I fucking love Josh hart, he is the best
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Kevin Hart

Standing small at 5ft2, Kevin Hart is the same height as a 13 year old girl. Having long ago realized that he will never be taken seriously as a man because he is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet, little Kevin therefore resorts to publicly humiliating himself by performing childish comedy routines. The resulting publicity only serves to further inflate his already gargantuan Napoleon complex, which in turn drives the silly manlet to ever greater levels of compensation. It's a (hilarious) vicious circle. When will they learn?
Hey, isn't that midget comedian Kevin Hart being attacked by a butterfly over there? Yeah, it is - the butterfly must be like a dragon to that microscopic manlet boy!
by ManletDepreciator July 28, 2024
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