The Horse Church

A group of friends from Canada that shit post, send dank/dark memes and roast each other.
Person 1: Well I'm going to Hell for the stuff that I post.
Person 2: You must be from The Horse Church.
by TheDeadYeti February 25, 2021
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Horse Buck

While having vaginal sex in the doggystyle position, the man, without consent, slips his penis into the woman’s anus. The woman, being shocked, kicks him away like a wild horse bucking.
Daniel was banging Beatriz last night, and he said she was so dry that he decided to slip it into her butt. Before he was even tip deep, she gave him a horse buck that sent flying across the room!
by bertrando1 March 08, 2022
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Rubber Horse

One of the fictional implements of the invention process.
I'm so hungry, I could eat a rubber horse.
by Fosko January 24, 2011
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killed a horse

The act of defecation, pooping, or taking a shit, in which the fecal matter smells exceptionally foul, similar to the smell of a rotting horse carcass.
He wanted to take a shower but couldn’t go into the bathroom because someone had just killed a horse.
by Cainblack2004 August 24, 2019
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Faster Horses

A 1975 Tom T Hall song in which an elderly cowboy tells him the 4 secrets to a better life
Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money
by JB920 December 31, 2021
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Sewer Horse

A horse that lives in the sewer and watches you masturbate.
Sewer Horse is watching *you*!
by 31415bob June 14, 2008
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Horse face

When a person has a long narrow face with bugly eyes and big teeth.

This person is also known to be a slut and have low self-esteem. Will hang on to any person who shows the smallest bit of attention. Loves the attention whether good or bad.
Harold: whoa, that chick has a horse face!

Ken: Yep, that's Yana shes a total slut

Harold: she straight-up belongs on a farm

Ken: Yep, with her dick breath and jackd clothes - bitch dresses like shes still livin with mom&dad.
by circleback4u March 30, 2010
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