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Hoodie

A ghetto-fied, urban hippy
My friend Lela is totally a hoodie. She s a hippy who lives in Metro Detroit
by Unicorn badger December 31, 2024
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national give a boy your hoodie day

January 8 is the day you give a boy your hoodie
“Hey, here is my hoodie
“why”
“because its national give a boy your hoodie day
by zayqy January 7, 2025
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Hoodie Gang

A Group of uncircumcised men who occasionally gather to drink, consume e cigarettes and marijuana. The group consists of Alex, Alok, Darren, Jaedyn, Nick.
The gathering of Hoodie Gang will concurred on Tuesday night at the Hooded Cabin.
by TheOneWhoShallNotBeUnhooded August 11, 2025
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Reyes hoodie

Faded washed hoodie typically comes in black, dark grey, olive green, and coyote brown/ dunkel braun colors.

Reyes hoodie is very edgy in design “edgy as fuck” as Reyes himself would say. It contains graphic images of human bones such as skulls, and middle fingers. Other notable prints are wings, crosses, tombstones, demons and inappropriate words like “FUCK YOU NIGGA” & “FUCK SLAVEMASTER”. These prints are so edgy and scary that even the devil himself trembles in fear.

Often worn by edgy teenagers who come home high fight with their dad on a random Taco Tuesday.

Reyes hoodies are is not just regular drip its a lifestyle and looks good on your IG profile. It attracts the el puzz (el peso huzz). However it’s a double edged sword because the sheer amount of dark power held in the Reyes hoodie corrupts every girl’s heart leading to a never ending cycle of unhappiness and swing shifts.
Example 1
Josh: Yo is this hoodie from zoomies tuff asf or what?
Reyes: yea nigga this is that Reyes hoodie that’s gonna scare the IG huzz away.
Josh: I have to buy this then.

Example 2
Mr. JD: ey Reyes, it’s December, where’s your cold weather protective gear?
Reyes: Nigga please, shut the fuck up, I’m wearing this Reyes hoodie and this weather is nothing compared to the cold darkness inside me.

Example 2

Mr. QA: boy, why is your shitmobile meltmaxxing with all your shredded tires?!!!
ART: hey chatty, hop off my dick nigga. look at this Reyes hoodie I’m wearing. Shredded tires is part of the Reyes hoodies lifestyle because I’m so edgy
Mr. QA: you might get into a car accident but at least you got that Reyes hoodie on.
by Calf slicer August 13, 2025
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Stupid Pink Hoodie

A term used describe someone who made fun of your son for wearing long-john underwear in place of real pants.
DeAndre: "Yo, you're wearing long johns instead of pants?!?"
Max: "Yeah?!? I'm going home."
Max's mom: "Hey DeAndre, take off that Stupid Pink Hoodie!"
by 420goblinmerchant September 14, 2025
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Gave her a hoodie

When you lick or suck the hood that covers a girl's clitoris.
I gave her a hoodie I told she couldn't take it anymore and pushed my tongue down on her clit.
by lilmaninthecanoe September 28, 2025
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